Like we do every year, we called a lot of people a lot of really mean names in 2013. Here's a collection of many of the mean things we called people this year. BuzzFeeᴅ: "Former collegiate a cappella group members" Ashley Fox: "Reads like a First Take producer's brainstorming session" Damon Bruce: "Fucking nutjob" Dan Snyder: "Synonymous with evil, waste, dishonesty, petulance, litigiousness, churlishness, entitlement, vulgarianism, moral rot, snuff porn, rapacious capitalism, illegal deforestation, American Indian minstrelsy, general shitbaggery, the Lollipop Guild, Tom Cruise, heedless body modification, a lordly disdain for the underclass, the systematic commodification of human experience, and horsefucking." James Dolan: "Shitty blues musician," "Asswipe and a schmuck…Giant asshole…Dumpy cretin," "Genital wart" Roger Goodell: "The NFL Owners' best publicist" Susan Reimer: "Moron" Jeffrey Loria: "Gilded lifesize hemorrhoid" Pete Prisco: "Moron columnist," "Odious football columnist and wearer of weird shorts" Glenn Clark and Vic Lombardi: "A pair of lowing man-babies" Wright Thompson: "ESPN's premier longform writer," "Foghorn Leghorn with a Twitter login and an expense account" Don Dahler: "Talking haircut" Jason Reid: "Miss DC," "Bottom-rung sports columnist" Lynn Hoppes: " Rick Reilly: "A pretty good poet for a seventh grader," "Presumptuous, morally officious boob" Colin Cowherd: "The worst," "Race-baiting sports yakker…Sounds like the lost third author of Andrew Bogut: "Colin Cowherd in size fourteens" Chris Jones: "Former blogger," "An asshole pumping blood" Jim Boeheim: "Officious turd" Jason Whitlock: "Nascent dwarf planet" Phil Mushnick: "Professional shithead" Craig James: "Possible hooker-killer" Mike Florio: "A good shill" Jen Floyd Engel: "Worst Columnist In America" Chael Sonnen: "Middling professional fighter" Trick Shot Titus: "Pathetic baby" Bill Simmons: "Fancies himself an oracle," "ESPN splitting-head," "Well-known brand" Skip Bayless: "Resident ESPN troll" Chris Broussard: "Bigot" Jack Edwards: "Either the world's most ingenious troll or a crazy person" John Ziegler: "Lunatic" Peter King: "Overpaid sportswriter," "Dull exponent of NFL conventional wisdom" Nate Rider: "Confused sportswriter" Joe Strauss: "Moron" Jimmy Haslam: "Evil motherfucker" Zygi Wilf: "Evil racketeer" David Chao: "Drunk quack" Elliot Pellman: "Fraud. Conspirator. Quack. Disgrace." Dan Shaughnessy: "Self-appointed tribune of all Boston fandom" Gregg Doyel: "Prize stud of the CBS Sports stable of troll columnists" Ed Sherman: "ESPN PR's favorite media reporter," "Dreary newspaper hack…Dumb…Useless" Pete Thamel: "Author of romance fiction" Ariel Helwani: "Mean Gene Okerlund of MMA" Scott Miller: "Shit-peddling white-guy columnist…Half-literate moron" Kelly Dwyer: "Toughest record store clerk in your badass local record store" Dan Levy: "Still the self-appointed ombudsman of everything" Katie Baker: "Marginally hip Canadian aunt" Mark May: "Dumbest sports pundit on TV" Dan Dakich: "Shitty radio host" Jon Heyman: "Has to learn to spell" Bruce Arthur: "Pious bore" Darren Rovell: "Post-human," "Someone who found his niche licking the boots of corporate sponsors" Doug Gottlieb: "NCAA apologist" Charles Robinson: "Mall cop coming to terms with the fact that no one goes to that mall anymore" Jason McIntyre: "ESPN PR guy" Chris Kluwe: "Unemployable Redditor" Kendrick Perkins: " Heavy equipment that someone dragged onto the court from a rock quarry" Greg Schiano: "Wannabe Napoleon," "Short on neck but very high on a complete inability to win football games" Mike Shanahan: "Stoic leatherface" Tino Martinez: "An absolute lunatic" Jack Dickey: "Disgusting man"
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Max s attacking abilities in particular have made waves this season, with the 24-year-old supplying a remarkable 10 assists in 17 Bundesliga outings.
He is under contract at Augsburg until 2022 and told Sport Bild a January move is unlikely as things stand.
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He had trained as normal on Friday, then reported the injuy after discovering that he had not been selected in the Hammers’ starting XI.
The Senegal international moved to Upton Park from French side Metz in August 2014 and impressed in his first season with the club but has struggled with injury this term.
In total he has racked up forty-five appearances in all competitions, scoring eighteen goals but he has managed just four in the league this season.
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The champions travel to Arsenal on Wednesday, granting them an extra days two days rest when compared to some of their Premier League counterparts following a 5-0 weekend romp against Stoke City.
Jose Mourinho has regularly bemoaned Manchester United s schedule over the festive period, while Pep Guardiola said quick turnarounds in games were a disaster for his Manchester City players and others.
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The four-time winners failed to get into the knockout stages in South Africa four years ago, but responded well by reaching the final of the 2012 UEFA European Championships.
Milan midfielder Montolivo is well aware of the challenge facing Cesare Prandelli s men in Brazil and expects the group to be settled by the finest of margins.
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“His situation at Hamburg is currently not as we hoped,” De Visser told Eindhovens Dagblad.
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