Like we do every year, we called a lot of people a lot of really mean names in 2013. Here's a collection of many of the mean things we called people this year. BuzzFeeᴅ: "Former collegiate a cappella group members" Ashley Fox: "Reads like a First Take producer's brainstorming session" Damon Bruce: "Fucking nutjob" Dan Snyder: "Synonymous with evil, waste, dishonesty, petulance, litigiousness, churlishness, entitlement, vulgarianism, moral rot, snuff porn, rapacious capitalism, illegal deforestation, American Indian minstrelsy, general shitbaggery, the Lollipop Guild, Tom Cruise, heedless body modification, a lordly disdain for the underclass, the systematic commodification of human experience, and horsefucking." James Dolan: "Shitty blues musician," "Asswipe and a schmuck…Giant asshole…Dumpy cretin," "Genital wart" Roger Goodell: "The NFL Owners' best publicist" Susan Reimer: "Moron" Jeffrey Loria: "Gilded lifesize hemorrhoid" Pete Prisco: "Moron columnist," "Odious football columnist and wearer of weird shorts" Glenn Clark and Vic Lombardi: "A pair of lowing man-babies" Wright Thompson: "ESPN's premier longform writer," "Foghorn Leghorn with a Twitter login and an expense account" Don Dahler: "Talking haircut" Jason Reid: "Miss DC," "Bottom-rung sports columnist" Lynn Hoppes: " Rick Reilly: "A pretty good poet for a seventh grader," "Presumptuous, morally officious boob" Colin Cowherd: "The worst," "Race-baiting sports yakker…Sounds like the lost third author of Andrew Bogut: "Colin Cowherd in size fourteens" Chris Jones: "Former blogger," "An asshole pumping blood" Jim Boeheim: "Officious turd" Jason Whitlock: "Nascent dwarf planet" Phil Mushnick: "Professional shithead" Craig James: "Possible hooker-killer" Mike Florio: "A good shill" Jen Floyd Engel: "Worst Columnist In America" Chael Sonnen: "Middling professional fighter" Trick Shot Titus: "Pathetic baby" Bill Simmons: "Fancies himself an oracle," "ESPN splitting-head," "Well-known brand" Skip Bayless: "Resident ESPN troll" Chris Broussard: "Bigot" Jack Edwards: "Either the world's most ingenious troll or a crazy person" John Ziegler: "Lunatic" Peter King: "Overpaid sportswriter," "Dull exponent of NFL conventional wisdom" Nate Rider: "Confused sportswriter" Joe Strauss: "Moron" Jimmy Haslam: "Evil motherfucker" Zygi Wilf: "Evil racketeer" David Chao: "Drunk quack" Elliot Pellman: "Fraud. Conspirator. Quack. Disgrace." Dan Shaughnessy: "Self-appointed tribune of all Boston fandom" Gregg Doyel: "Prize stud of the CBS Sports stable of troll columnists" Ed Sherman: "ESPN PR's favorite media reporter," "Dreary newspaper hack…Dumb…Useless" Pete Thamel: "Author of romance fiction" Ariel Helwani: "Mean Gene Okerlund of MMA" Scott Miller: "Shit-peddling white-guy columnist…Half-literate moron" Kelly Dwyer: "Toughest record store clerk in your badass local record store" Dan Levy: "Still the self-appointed ombudsman of everything" Katie Baker: "Marginally hip Canadian aunt" Mark May: "Dumbest sports pundit on TV" Dan Dakich: "Shitty radio host" Jon Heyman: "Has to learn to spell" Bruce Arthur: "Pious bore" Darren Rovell: "Post-human," "Someone who found his niche licking the boots of corporate sponsors" Doug Gottlieb: "NCAA apologist" Charles Robinson: "Mall cop coming to terms with the fact that no one goes to that mall anymore" Jason McIntyre: "ESPN PR guy" Chris Kluwe: "Unemployable Redditor" Kendrick Perkins: " Heavy equipment that someone dragged onto the court from a rock quarry" Greg Schiano: "Wannabe Napoleon," "Short on neck but very high on a complete inability to win football games" Mike Shanahan: "Stoic leatherface" Tino Martinez: "An absolute lunatic" Jack Dickey: "Disgusting man"
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The incident allegedly took place during Rangers 2-1 victory over Premiership champions Celtic on December 29.
The boy cannot be named for legal reasons, Police Scotland confirmed on Monday.
Superintendent Mark Sutherland of Greater Glasgow Division said: Abuse of any form is completely unacceptable and Police Scotland will continue to rigorously investigate any reports of abuse we receive and bring those responsible before the relevant authorities.
We d remind the public that, as the person charged is below the age of 18, he cannot be named or identified for legal reasons as per the Criminal Procedure (Scotl…
Christian Pulisic will have no issues adapting to life in the Premier League and will thrive at Chelsea, according to Borussia Dortmund s sporting director Michael Zorc.
Chelsea confirmed the signing of 20-year-old Pulisic on January 2 for a fee of €64million, with the winger remaining at Dortmund on loan until the end of 2018-19 as they aim to secure their first Bundesliga title since 2012.
Pulisic has enjoyed a stellar rise to prominence at Dortmund since joining the club in 2015, and Zorc has no doubts over the youngster s ability to take the Premier League by storm.
He s a lad who comes with that typically American self-confidence, Zorc told ESPN at Dortmund s training camp in Marbella.
Many of his characteristics will help him in England where ev…
Polish full-back Mateusz Zukowski has left Rangers to join Slask Wroclaw.
The 21-year-old moved to Ibrox on a three-and-a-half-year contract from Lechia Gdansk in January 2022.
However, the Poland Under-21 international made only one first-team appearance, in a Scottish Cup win away to Annan just weeks after his arrival.
Zukowski has been allowed to leave Rangers and return to his homeland for an undisclosed fee.
“Everyone at the club wishes Mateusz Zukowski the very best of luck for the future,” Rangers tweeted as they confirmed his departure.
Meanwhile, Rangers appear to be close to finalising a fifth new signing of the summer, with Brighton forward Abdallah Sima reportedly undergoing a medical on Wednesday ahead of a proposed season-long lo…
Luka Modric has revealed he held talks with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich in 2011 over a possible transfer from Tottenham.
The Croatia international starred for Tottenham in the 2010-11 campaign their first in the Champions League and was strongly linked with a move away.
He admitted at the time he was interested in a switch to London rivals Chelsea but Spurs were said to have knocked back a £22million offer at the time.
Modric was fully aware of Chelsea s attempts to sign him and, nearly a decade on, he has opened up on the conversation he held with Abramovich on the billionaire s yacht.
With the 2010-11 Premier League season over, I was ready for my summer vacation, he wrote in Luka Modric: My Autobiography, which is being serialised by The Guardian…
Hansi Flick has reiterated his stance regarding the future at Bayern Munich, determined only to concern himself with the finish line against Borussia Dortmund.
Flick has taken over at Bayern in a caretaker capacity since Niko Kovac s sacking, having previously served as assistant coach.
The 54-year-old s first game in charge saw the Bundesliga champions defeat Olympiacos in the Champions League in midweek, but he faces a mammoth fixture this weekend.
Bayern, fourth in the Bundesliga and four points off the top, host second-placed Dortmund on Saturday.
As Flick explained following Bayern s European win, the upcoming match can be his only concern despite the continued wait for the appointment of a new coach potentially impacting his role at the club.
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Stevenage boss Steve Evans has been charged by the Football Association for failing to comply with a touchline ban.
Evans has until Thursday to respond to an allegation that he breached the terms of an existing punishment – social media users suggested he was too close to the pitch – during his side’s 3-1 League One defeat at Peterborough on March 13.
An FA spokesperson said on the governing body’s official X – formerly Twitter – account: “Stevenage’s Steve Evans has been charged for allegedly failing to comply with the terms of an automatic touchline suspension.
— FA Spokesperson (@FAspokesperson)
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Milan s unbeaten run came to a shuddering halt after 11 games as Yusuf Yazici s hat-trick secured an emphatic 3-0 victory for Lille in the Europa League.
Inspired by the form of Zlatan Ibrahimovic – who already has eight goals to his name – Stefano Pioli s side have made a wonderful start to 2020-21.
But Ibrahimovic, who was subbed off in the 62nd minute, failed to lift the Rossoneri in a dismal showing at San Siro, with Yazici running the show.
The 23-year-old Turkey international opened the scoring from the spot 21 minutes in, before becoming the first player to score a hat-trick against Milan in all competitions since Rivaldo in October 2000 with quickfire strikes early in the second half to move Lille one point clear at the top of Group H.
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Robert Lewandowski has paid tribute to Jurgen Klopp for the impact he had on the striker s path to being crowned the best player in the world last month.
Bayern Munich star Lewandowski won The Best FIFA Men s Player award for 2020 after starring as Die Roten claimed a Bundesliga, Champions League and DFB-Pokal treble.
Between July 20, 2019 and October 7, 2020 – the period considered for the award – Lewandowski scored 60 club goals in 52 appearances across all competitions at a rate of one every 76 minutes.
He beat Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo to the prize, with the Pole effectively recognised the best footballer in the world in the absence of a Ballon d Or winner in 2020.
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Kevin De Bruyne missed training with Manchester City ahead of Tuesday s Champions League home game against Dinamo Zagreb.
De Bruyne was substituted during the closing stages of Saturday s 3-1 Premier League win at Everton, when he appeared to be discomforted by a groin issue.
The Belgium international did not take part in the section of City s pre-match training session that was open to the media on Monday.
De Bruyne has recorded eight Premier League assists this season, twice as many as any other player.
8 Kevin De Bruyne has provided eight assists in the Premier League already this season only Cesc Fabregas in 2009-10 has provided as many in his side s first seven games in a single campaign. God.
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Felipe Mora and Santiago Moreno were both on target as 2015 MLS champions the Timbers advanced to the showpiece for the third time.
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RSL – who were looking to become the first team in MLS history to reach the final without playing a home play-off fixture – had a golden chance to equalise just past the half-hour mark but Damir Kreilach s header was somehow saved by Steve Clark.
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