Cody Parkey Recovers Own Onside Kick

Hey, this is cool as hell: I haven’t seen a kicker pull this off since the Colts did it three years ago during a Thursday night game. Cody Parkey, everybody! (Or: Oakland’s kick return team, everybody!) [NBC] …

Deadspin 2013: The Meanest Things We Said About People

Like we do every year, we called a lot of people a lot of really mean names in 2013. Here's a collection of many of the mean things we called people this year. BuzzFeeᴅ: "Former collegiate a cappella group members" Ashley Fox: "Reads like a First Take producer's brainstorming session" Damon Bruce: "Fucking nutjob" Dan Snyder: "Synonymous with evil, waste, dishonesty, petulance, litigiousness, churlishness, entitlement, vulgarianism, moral rot, snuff porn, rapacious capitalism, illegal deforestation, American Indian minstrelsy, general shitbaggery, the Lollipop Guild, Tom Cruise, heedless body modification, a lordly disdain for the underclass, the systematic commodification of human experience, and horsefucking." James Dolan: &…

Bristolmetrics: The Best SportsCenter Of 2012

This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter throughout the week. Total time: 480.5 minutes
Time (minus commercials): 364.25 TIME DEVOTED TO INDIVIDUAL SPORTS
NFL: 200.25 minutes (55%) (last week: 40.8%)
MLB: 58 (15.9%) (last week: 25.1%)
College football: 46 (12.6%) (last week: 10.5%)
SportsCenter staples*: 43.5 (11.9%) (last week: 11.5%)
Golf: 10 (2.8%) (last week: 2.4%)
NASCAR: 5.5 (1.5%) (last week: 4.8%)
Other sports: 1 (0.3%) (last week: 2.3%)
NBA: 0 (0%) (last week: 1.5%)
NHL: 0 (0%) (last week: 0.6%)
College basketball: 0 (0%) (last week: 0.4%) *-Includes things like the "Top 10," "Encore," "What 2 Watch 4," etc. MOST-COVERED TEAMS BY SPORT
Green Bay Packers (NFL…

UNC Freshmen Start The Summer Off Right By Drinking On A Party Boat

Pictured is UNC freshmore John Henson with two girls who are likely in his statistics study group. At least they appear to be having as much — if not more — fun as stuntman-to-be Tyler Hansbrough. [ COED Magazine, via] …

One-Loss Teams With the Best Chance at Making the College Football Playoff

data-mm-id=”_olvhintu9″>This year's first College Football Playoff rankings will be revealed Tuesday, and there will be no shortage of headaches for the committee, as the 2019 season has produced perhaps the closest CFP race since the inception of the four-team format. While LSU, Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson and Penn State all have legit claims to a top-4 spot, the teams behind them are all jostling for position. Here are the teams with one loss in position to make the CFP. 1. GeorgiaThe Bulldogs have recovered well from their unexpected loss to South Carolina, beating up on Kentucky and holding off Florida in their most important test of the season thus far. While they hold the advantage in the SEC East, the road ahead will not be any easier for Kirby Smart's team, as they s…

Five Ways Pro Football Was Different When The Chiefs Last Won the Super Bowl

data-mm-id=”_o2iajywfw”>Super Bowl LIV on Sunday will mark the first time in 50 years — 18,284 days, to be exact — since the Kansas City Chiefs last participated in pro football's ultimate game. Their last appearance (and win) came in Super Bowl IV on January 11, 1970. Since then, the league has undergone a drastic transformation, with new rules, new teams, and old teams popping up in new places.1. The AFL-NFL Merger Hadn't Quite Happened YetThe first four Super Bowls were a World Series-type clash between the champions of the National Football League and the American Football League, dueling for pro football supremacy. The Green Bay Packers had claimed the first two Super Bowls for the NFL, before the New York Jets famously backed up Joe Namath's "guarantee"…

Aaron Rodgers is Having a Bad Year

data-mm-id=”_bhjn4bb7c”>2020 has been a challenge for most Americans and it seemingly isn't getting better any time soon. With a tumultuous election a few months away and our country embroiled in debates over police treatment of Black people and whether or not you should wear a mask in public amidst a global pandemic that has killed over 180,000 Americans, the final third of the year isn't going to be easy. Now imagine dealing with all that and being Aaron Rodgers. Feel better already, don't you? Outside of being rich and famous, which I'm not so sure the latter is necessarily seen as a good thing by him, Rodgers has had a crummy year. It started with a terrible performance in the NFC Championship game on January 19 and continued today when the Vikings traded for on…

MLB Should Shut Down the Houston Astros For the Rest of 2020

data-mm-id=”_b0suv2vx2″>The time has come to defund the Houston Astros. Or dissolve them. Or just suspend the entire organization for the entire season. Take your pick because whatever Major League Baseball has done so far is not enough. That has become apparent through a quarter of the season.Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly got an 8-game suspension for his role in a benches-clearing incident two weeks ago which would not have happened if the Astros did not exist. Quite simply, the Astros are a distraction. Opponents feel disproportionately encouraged to throw at them, which makes sense because baseball sticks to the antiquated idea that players "police" the game, which they can only do by throwing fastballs at each other's heads. They have to do this because MLB is toothless…

The Eagles Have to Give Jalen Hurts Time

data-mm-id=”_kxngb2v1q”>It finally happened. The move that everyone, including the Philadelphia Eagles, didn't believe would happen until it did. Jalen Hurts has taken the starting quarterback job from Carson Wentz. After Wentz managed less than 100 yards passing and zero touchdown drives in a little over one half of play against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday, Hurts took over. On Tuesday, it became official as head coach Doug Pederson announced Hurts would be the starting quarterback for this week's matchup against the New Orleans Saints. This does not portend good fortune for the Eagles. Hurts looked decent against the Packers given the circumstances, but Wentz is sitting on the bench with a huge salary and an even bigger cap hit. That is not exactly the platonic ideal of …

'Sports Just Breeds Unbelievable Stories': The Birth of Underdog Originals & Its Quest For Authenticity

data-mm-id=”_9tiqbveds”>Sports are inseparable from the stories they tell. The games we love are even better when combined with human interest, sweeping narratives, scandals, intrigue and heartwarming tales of endurance. It's that layered backdrop outside the lines that keep us interested and sticks with us as much as the athletic achievements performed at the highest levels of competition.Paddy Cotter of Underdog Fantasy firmly believes this. As does Tim Livingston, the company's VP of content. Even more, the two are of the mind that there's an audience searching for them. Nuanced, complicated stories with coverage that goes the extra mile. Thus, Underdog Originals was born, a YouTube channel currently consisting of six shortform documentaries covering topics like Brett…